Kenzie | Girls are rad | Florida | Senior |
The Legend of Zelda > you.
Want my new kik? Ask me.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
I’d give up a kidney if kaliforhnia would reply to this tbh
I will take that kidney now thank you.