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LDR. 1,890 miles away. | Sad. | Bi.

Hey look, actual "unique" questions
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Do you have freckles?
Do you always smile for pictures?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Have you ever peed in the woods?
What about pooped in the woods?
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
How many people have you slept with this week?
What size is your bed?
What is your Song of the week?
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Do you still watch cartoons?
Whats your least favorite movie?
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
What is your favorite food?
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Can you change the oil on a car?
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Ever ran out of gas?
Favorite kind of sandwich?
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
What is your usual bedtime?
Are you lazy?
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Are you stubborn?
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Ever watch soap operas?
Are you afraid of heights?
Do you sing in the car?
Do you sing in the shower?
Do you dance in the car?
Ever used a gun?
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Is Christmas stressful?
Ever eat a pierogi?
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Take a vitamin daily?
Wear slippers?
Wear a bath robe?
What do you wear to bed?
First concert?
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Nike or Adidas?
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Ever take dance lessons?
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Can you curl your tongue?
Ever won a spelling bee?
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Own any record albums?
Own a record player?
Regularly burn incense?
Ever been in love?
Who would you like to see in concert?
What was the last concert you saw?
Hot tea or cold tea?
Tea or coffee?
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Can you swim well?
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Are you patient?
DJ or band, at a wedding?
Ever won a contest?
Ever have plastic surgery?
Which are better black or green olives?
Can you knit or crochet?
Best room for a fireplace?
Do you want to get married?
If married, how long have you been married?
Who was your HS crush?
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Do you have kids?
Do you want kids?
Whats your favorite color?
Do you miss anyone right now?
If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

allfleshnobones:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

Pls pls pls

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my-name-is-mateja:

You had me at ‘I hate everyone’

I fucking miss you.My mind loves you

toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

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foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

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I want to come home to you and taste the waiting on your lips. I want the roses in my hand to fall on the floor because of the impact of your embrace. I want my nails etched into the trench of your back as you bury your head into my collarbone, while your lips unintentionally press against my neck. I want to feel the beating of your heart as it brings me to my knees. I want to taste the desire seeping through your skin and hear the distress exhaled of your lungs. I want your sigh of relief and I want you endlessly.
I want every inch of you as you’ve already taken me.

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de4dr1der

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Baby, stay strong. 272 more days..

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